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A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.
(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.
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A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
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So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.
Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.
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CORN STARCH IS PRESSED IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS OR BY HAND THEN HEATED TO FORM A SOLID BRICK OF HARD CORN STARCH, TAPIOCA STARCH, ARROW ROOT STARCH, KUDZU ROOT STARCH. KANDY KORN STARCH IS THE BEST CORN STARCH TO USE FOR THIS METHOD.
I MADE A PRESSED CORN STARCH BRICK TODAY WITH MY BANANA PUDDING KANDY KORN STARCH.
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the act of a man grabing his own dick, while having somebody else work his arm in a masturbating motion
Cordell: last night i got double arm drill pressed
Orion: by who
Cordell: ur mother
An action in a funeral in CoD: AW when ur best friend died
Some random cmt on youtube: this guy died yesterday, press f to pay respect.
When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.
He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.