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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 03, 2023


smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

by aroad December 02, 2015


smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper April 07, 2016


Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.

Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth

by Bossman Smooth January 14, 2012


smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016


coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.

Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.

by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018


Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 25, 2024