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A sweet alternative singer who dares to bend the shape of modern rock.
Matthew Good in a coma is a sweet album.
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gay ass teacher who fucking raped mr. prado in the school’s bathroom
a mf faggot who had sex with his dad
mr. Matthews raped 2 kids in the school bathroom in Africa
the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.
jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."
A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.
Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"
This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.
That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"
Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)
"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda
"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah
A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.
Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family