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Sexy sussy mussy sexy men out in da sea that wanna suck your succulent meat. 🤤
Dan- See those sea men over there?
Nigger- Nah bro
what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'
news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
Libyan men are very rare, they are either very majestic and sexy or ugly ass fobs. Libyan men usually have beautiful curly hair or wavy hair, but many of them use 100k hair gel leading to their hair falling out, which is why many Libyan fathers are bald or have a receding hair line. Their sense in fashion is top tier and usually you see them around driving a Kia, Hyundai or Toyota. But be aware, if you find a Libyan man sliding in your dm’s you may not be the only one 🙉.
Hey, guess what! Someone just dm’ed me and told me the most heart melting thing I have ever heard. His hair is so fluffy but his father is bald, what a weird thing..but anyway he posted a story of his white Toyota! -Oh, is he Libyan by any chance? Yes? How did you know! -Oh trust me girl, I know Libyan men by heart, you’re not the only one that got a dm!
Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!
It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.
female jiz, cum, ejaculatory fluid, semen, etc.
The smell of your semen and my she-men smells oddly like pretzel rods. Why does our sex smell like foods?
In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."