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Emelia is a strong, independent, intelligent, absolutely stunning woman. She’ll be there for you whenever you need her, in the best of times and the worst. She’ll never give up on you and will always be there to guide and protect you (mostly from your intrusive thoughts lol). She’s the most loyal and reliable friend any person would be thanking their lucky stars for having her in their life (or thank the magic wonder of chocolate you give her). If you ever feeling down, she’ll help you right back up and have you rolling with laughter within seconds. She's fantastic. Everyone needs an Emelia.
Anyone who has eyes: Emelia Bray-Murphy is pretty cute frfr
The "Luke Murphy Effect", is simply overstating and/or overusing a word, persons name, or saying, repetitively to the point it becomes stale.
Would you stop talking about Kanye West, you're using the Luke Murphy Effect.
When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.
I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.
A girl who attracts men named Daniel who’s last name starts with W
See Dan over there? Anna Elizabeth Murphy has him under her spell
1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.
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After a night of heavy drinking and questionable behaviour, one awakes in the morning to a deadly hangover. That person then proceeds to sloppily act like a stand up comedian for the amusement of their hungover friends.
Fuck, Sam must be really hungover, hes pulling an Eddie Murphy!
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Doing a 'Shane Murphy'- Being inappropriate and awkward in social situations especially when involving women, working as a member of a team or constructively criticizing.
Shane Murphy phobia- Intense fear of finishing portions of food.
the Shane Murphy subway spesh- 6inch hearty Italian ham and cheese not toasted no salad.
Subway, Meetings, Committees, Council. Shane Murphy.
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