bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant

"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)

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Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.

Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.

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bloody nightmare

When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

Some girl drugged me last night and gave me a bloody nightmare, it hurt like shit!

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Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

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Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

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Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

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Bloody Strombolli

The Bloody Strombolli is the act of doing a female in her anus and getting the feces on your cock, then while she's on her period putting it in and getting the blood on your cock then inserting the cock covered in blood and feces into the woman's mouth.

Boy: "Dude why's that girl's breathe smell so bad?"

Boy2: "She must have gotten The Bloody Strombolli not to long ago."

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