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a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
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A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
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(n) A big poop with corn in it.
I just released a corn shark back into the wild.
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A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.
Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.
Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.
Drugnulla Sharks We do drugs and get caught all the time.
We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.
Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.
Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.