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The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock
I'm gonna now kill myself
Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.
arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa
The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.
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a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)
The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.