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When u shit in a condom freeze it then use it as a dildo
I used an Alaskan pipeline last night
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When you cream pie a girls ass and she farts your cum into your mouth.
I just came in Stacey’s ass and she farted it back onto my face. Best Alaskan Snowstorm I’ve ever receive.
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there is a girl and a guy in the mountainman position. Under the girl is another girl eating her out. As she is eating her out, the guy puts his dick is the girl getting eaten out. Before he cums, he pushes the girls off the rockwall then sprays the cum down on their stomacks. He jumps down and rubs his belly in it
I totally got 2 girls in the Alaskan shoehorn last nights
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When a man freezes his penis and puts it in his fish tank, where the fish suck on it until it is thawed out....and then has sex with 10 guys.
"Man im bored i think ill go to the freezer and then do the old Alaskan Blowfish."
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buy a stick of pixie stick sugar
eat the sugar
pee in the empty box and put it in the freezer
next night, take the pee out, and when the girl is blowing you
POKE HER IN THE EYE BALL WITH YOUR FROZEN PEE
i was pissed at suzan, so i gave her an alaskan lemonade last night
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A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.
When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.
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When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.
Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.
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