To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.
“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”
coochie so addictive its just like cacaine
putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale
cocaine laced with coochie crust
daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.
A "don't look at me and judge me", manly dressed (because she really is begging for the attention in reality), AND EXTREMELY BITCHY Lesbian.
Shawn: Holy fuck, I just got cussed out by that coochie cunt over there for talking to her "girlfriend".
Robert: Fuck that he/she coochie cunt and her friend. Tell them to go drink some cootie juice!
When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie
“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”
“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie
Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.
John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time
a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?
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