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A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.
Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.
1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville
2. Penis
All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.
Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.
Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.
some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun
Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass
Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.
There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!