one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

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Cock Eyed Bumble

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

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pied eyed clown

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.

Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.

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One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

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Red Eyed Demon

Don't look in his eyes

deng: we got this red eyed demon ain't here
bol: he's there

machars: *scatter*

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Glass Eyed Ayass

some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun

Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass

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ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

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