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When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.
After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.
Random guy : Whats up long gooch.
Long gooch : nothin.
One who has a fetish for Gooch's.
My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.
a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.
damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?
When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.