The act of shitting in a washing machine before starting the cycle with a full load of clothes (top loaders only)
"My roommate dumped my wet clothes out of the washing machine and into the dirty laundry hamper before putting their's in, so I gave em' the ol Dirty Hurricane"
Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie
I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!
A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.
That is highly debatable.
In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
A category 4 hurricane from 1999 that hit the Carolinas as a category 1 hurricane, and New York City as a tropical storm. causing the 4th LARGEST evacuation due to NYC's popularity.
Me: Did you survive Hurricane Floyd? Mimi: NO. I WANT HIM. Me: Why? Mimi: Because his eye was sooooooooo hot. Me: STOP MIMI! Mimi: nope
An intentional and drunken act in which a person, fully embracing their inebriated state, spins in a circle while pissing, spraying the entire room/stall with a golden shower.
"Why is the bathroom reeking of piss?"
"Because Trevor pulled a Category 5 Hurricane Katrina last night... again!"