An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.
Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.
It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.
By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there
Two people having sex in a remote location away from public eye.
Examples are : house, hotel, car, bushes, bathroom.
Where’s George ? Ohh he’s “in the tent” with his girl.
1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.
2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.
Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"
Josiah: "You're stupid."
Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.
“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”