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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019


Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

by Thenig187 September 9, 2017


Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 18, 2018


In the tent

Two people having sex in a remote location away from public eye.

Examples are : house, hotel, car, bushes, bathroom.

Where’s George ? Ohh he’s “in the tent” with his girl.

by Themoneyshot September 21, 2021


Shirt Tenting

1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.

2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.

3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.

Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"

Josiah: "You're stupid."

by DarkJer November 6, 2011


two tents

two tents

we biult two tents

by udhvhds December 9, 2020


Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 27, 2018