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mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

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sticky note god

A powerful deity that controls the sticky notes from the sticky note fortress in the middle of the sticky note Forest

ERIC THE SHEEP’s greatest enemy

Ally/Enemy of the dark sticky note god

The sticky note god unleashed a swarm of sticky notes

by L124 February 14, 2023


Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015


stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel January 15, 2018


wrote my note

1.
When somebody is prepared for suicide as in they have wrote thier goodbyes.
2.
When somebody says goodbye to somebody.
3.
A satisfactory shag

1.
Ricki984- I just want to die :(:(
Carli252- Ive already wrote my note.
2.
Man 1- M8 , Im off to work now ill meet you here later. Bye.
M8- KK Wrote ma note.
3. Man That bitch wrote my note last night !

by keeno.123 November 22, 2007


beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020


Tenacious Bass Note

A extremely low note sung by some of the Lowest basso profundos from Abu Dhabi. They really have a great lower pissagio that will blow any person away.

Victor and Zayd have come a long way from their Master Salumps(Lebibion James) the master of all Tenaces. Tenacious Bass Note

by Gaylord Mcfaggot April 11, 2011