a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling

Ur mom

X: hey bro ur mom texted you
Y: what did she say?
X: a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling
Y: yeah right, gimme that
*sees text*
Y: wtf

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

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MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.