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A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!
Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"
To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.
"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"
An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.
Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.
Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.
"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."
The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.
NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"