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Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024


Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.

Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash

by daveblack September 16, 2018


Bottom Selfie

A selfie of your ass.

When Kim Kardashian posted a post baby Bottom Selfie, Kelly Brooks posted a belfie right away.

by mrsepicmiss October 23, 2013


Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.

I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021


Selfieing

Verb; the act of taking a picture of ones self and showing others via social media or messaging

"Dude I'm gonna try selfieing, watch"

by Iminlovewiththesleepsleep September 6, 2015


High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.

Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”

by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019


sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 16, 2017