Random
Source Code
Random
Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.
If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.
When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.
I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"
Jerking off while driving
Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.
Jerking off while driving
Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.
Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight
Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.
Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”