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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.

1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?

by danasp_42 January 9, 2021


tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023


tab tappin'

opening a number of blank pages by clicking the 'new tab' button multiple times to see how many tabs can fit on your screen..usually a result of extreme boredom at work.

guy 1: "bro you look real busy, whatcha doin?
guy 2: " nah bro, just tab tappin', got 20 so far.

by bouxman June 16, 2014


Tabbed

It means something like "stupid" or "dumb" often used in ilocano.
"nag tabbed" is what mostly used when people do stupid things meaning "so stupid"

you pronounce it as Tab-bed with a silent e
usually goes with a hard "b" for that thick accent and more insulting

ex. 1
friend: how the fuck did you fail the test?
me: I forgot to write my name
friend: nag tabbed

ex. 2
random player being toxic in the game*
meanwhile my friend -> "You know what they call you in the philippines? TaBBBBeeed"
-john daniel

by Benot August 25, 2023


Tabbed

Dallas based startup building the future of dining. Their app allows diners to eat without waiting for a check. #seamless

I never wait for checks at restaurants any more its great. I just use this app called Tabbed.

by hman29 May 15, 2023


fashion tab

If someone has fashion tabs open they read BL or hentai

Kaylin has a bunch of fashion tabs open on her pc, she prob reads BL like the bottom she is

by Shitty poopoo man December 17, 2020


tab rat

One who keeps multiple tabs open on their computer browser. Tab rats seldom close a tab and at times have so many open they slowdown or crash their computer. Confronted with unwanted audio playback they can have trouble finding the source as they sort through tab after tab. Analogous to a pack rat.

My mom the tab rat tortures her computer, never closing a tab on her browser while complaining about how slowly it runs.

by farbolous November 22, 2018