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A disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to "slit their wrist's" and "hide in the stairwell." This is called "Emo Disease" although it has nothing to do with the music. These people who are plauged by the "Emo Disease" are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.
Emo person - I hate the world and I wanna cut myself...I've been stricken with a serious case of Emo Disease.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.
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When someone sits out in the sun for a long period of time and their skin flakes off and the layer below starts to change colors. Also denoted by the shriveling and curling of hair.
Melanie you should stop going to the tanner you're starting to look like you have Sapatchkins Disease.
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An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.
I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.
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Common within development studios, Fortnite Disease attributes to feeling inferior and struggling to become more like Epic Games due to their frequent (usually weekly) updates, active and supportive community which gives feedback, and large community. This causes devs to feel like they have to work a lot harder to even come close to competing with a game as large as Fortnite.
Person 1: Fortnite Disease is starting to become really apparent within game devs lately.
Person 2: I know, right? Honestly, they should take their time with updates so they don't fuck up the community more than normal.
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A hot young woman who is unfortunately married.
Although Les has the Hots for Lisa she has Ring Disease.
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Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.
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Yet another horrible disease there is no cure for found a hundred+ years ago in Europe. The conspiracy theory of it's development has to do with Hitler, Plum Island, and biological warfare. It is spread by infected ticks of all varieties as well as mosquitoes-who have bitten infected vermin such as mice, rats, voles etc. It can also be passed gestationally-you have about a 55% chance of passing it along to your child.
It effects every cell in your body driving you quite literally insane given enough time.
Treatment for this initially should include NO LESS than 60 days of Doxycyline if you can stomach it, as well as comprehensive co-infeciton testing as ticks and mosquitoes no longer just carry only the Borrelia Burgdorferi. (The Lyme spirochete parasite.) The life-span of the spirochete is longer than the average 14-21 days of antibiotics they like to give you at the doctor so it is most often ineffective. Also antibiotics don't treat and eradicate the co-infections that now come along with it. You must self-advocate and self-educate.
It causes you to become angry or depressed at the drop of a hat with little or no reason. Often misdiagnosed as Bi-Polar Disorder.
It's a complete relationship-ruiner, not that you'll have the motivation for one anyways. And you can just forget about having a sex-drive. Get ready to burn some bridges and become a hermit!
Veronica is an angry nut-job and is the biggest Debbie Downer I've ever met!
Yeah, she has Lyme Disease.
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