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see awkward turtle. place right palm over left hand, and stick thumbs out to each side (thus making a turtle). now, rub the right hand back and forth continually over the left hand. meaning: to point out your sketchy situation.
(sketchy turtle demonstrated).
someone agrees, "yes, he is quite a sketchy person."
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the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle
I saw her demons come out of her turtle trough when she had sex with that turtle.
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The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...
pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."
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A girl (who is usually hot) that is used for "luck" in a real turtle racing event. Each contestant begins by having an attractive girl bend over and very slowly place (or "drop") a real living turtle inside the center of the racing circle which is the starting point of the race. There are many ridiculous rules such as "no bent knees" and "no pointing at the turtles" which is really just a device to get the girl to bend over for the crowd as much as possible. Usually the hotter the girl, the longer it will take for her to drop the turtle because the referee will find fault. Eventually, they offer helpful advice such as "spread your legs" so her knees won't bend while bending over.
"I asked this hottie to be my turtle dropper."
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a code name for beer, usually bud light.
hey nick, get the turtle jiz out of the room before your mom sees it.
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Slang for farting, breaking wind, and etc
I got a turtlehead and it just burped.
Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!
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A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.
"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."
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