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The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!
when you piss out your asshole
i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus
When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.
The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.
When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.
Did you see that crusty urinal streak?
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"
JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies
Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal
oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!