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Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.
Anthony kicked me from the party cause I beat him in 2k13
What an Xbox live crybaby
1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.
2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
Guy 1: My xbox sounds like it is fixing to explode because the fan sounds like a helicopter.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.
Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
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Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.
It consists of these steps:
1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?
Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?
Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
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after you perchase xbox live and the little "freind has come online" thing pops up every 5 minutes, even when you aren't on your xbox , you will hear the little noise that come with it inside your head or enywhere you go
dam i got xbox live ghost really bad today, it's following me everywhere.
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Similar to Myspace whore, Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
player: "Hey check it out I got a friend request from gaybird1212."
smart friend: "Don't do it dude, that's a nub xbox live whore."
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The newest Xbox console arriving late 2020. While it may look like a fridge it will have the most gaming power and will require less force to smuggle up your anal cavity. Prone to hate from PS4 players who have never tried Xbox and assumes it is still 2013.
Guy 1: I ordered the Xbox series x
Guy 2: why get ps5
Guy 1: it is my choice has more power and my parents love me so fuck off and take a seat, bitch
Guy 2: Xbox gay hehe
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The new and improved Xbox 360 from Microsoft.
The new Xbox 360 Elite is black, and totes a 120gb Hard Drive
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