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A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
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You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.
WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart
The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places
"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again
Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
When someone startles you or something jumps out at you. It may or may not involve a poop.
Eric you better not Poop Up on me. Give me a warning before you come over
A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.