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to put ketchup and mustard beetween a girls tits, fuck between em' and get it licked of in a blow job.
awsome...it keeps men that like hot dogs alive
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when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis
last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza
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an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
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When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.
Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock
Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??
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It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.
(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me
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When someone is just all talk, no action; all bark, no bite
"All cheedar no cheese!!!" said Sean.
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When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.
The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.
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