chili cheese dog

to put ketchup and mustard beetween a girls tits, fuck between em' and get it licked of in a blow job.

awsome...it keeps men that like hot dogs alive

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crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

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quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

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Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

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fried a cheese wedge

It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.

(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me

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All cheedar no cheese

When someone is just all talk, no action; all bark, no bite

"All cheedar no cheese!!!" said Sean.

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Chili cheese dog

When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.

Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock

Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??

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