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Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
He is the definition of toxic masculinity
Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious
"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"
Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)
"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."
john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy