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The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.
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An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
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An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
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To win with every possible mean when you are expected to loose as the last one. Those means will remain secret.
As I didn't see the whole Eurovision program of 2018 I didn't know who would win the polling. Next morning I read the news and there is something strange with ISRAEL, Whose Candidate was expected to loose at the last moments of the poll but then it strangely came up to be the winner. It's possible that someone else had
secretly managed to trump it up.
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The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.
Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.
Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !
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When someone loves and idolizes Donald Trump and bases all of their actions and decisions on what Donald Trump would do.
Juan Carlos: That son of a bitch ICE agent has a total Trump-on, and he deported me.
A trump that smells like two pence coins, quiet but vicious when smelt in confined spaces
Oh that was a lovely little coin trump, here smell this
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