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candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth

Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.

by BigDilATL September 4, 2023


Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.

OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023


Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020


Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.

Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!

by QuacksO June 26, 2020


Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010


Crunch Time

A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.

Hotba went into crunch time against the London Spitfire, allowing the NYXL to clutch the 2nd map.

by Mortem0re February 8, 2020


Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010