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Searching for a one night stand.
Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition
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An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.
Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.
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humping very rapidly
humping like a squirrel
humping like a squirrel and at the same time laughing like a heyena
i rapid humped his mom
i rapid humped her
i was rapid humping so fast i didnt notice i was squirrelfucked
i rapid humped her so hard i didnt notice i nutted all over her face and in her eye
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A song by the Black Eyed Peas about a girl who is hott and gets expensive things from a guy she doesn't know. Keep in mind she is not a slut because she doesnt have sex with them, she is kindof like a gold digger see also anna nicole smith. It refers to her humps as in buttox and her lumps as in her breasts. the song is very catchy and is played at many highschool proms where girls and guys grind profusely about eachother.
As you can see in the example, she will be with you if you buy her very expensive items. She seems like a nice girl you could take home to mama.
And now, and excerpt from: My Humps
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
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Wednesday's are the middle of the work week and, seems like it takes a weed to get to wednesday. I am usually exhausted by Wednesday.
Hump Day and I feel liked I have been Humped all Day!
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Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.
I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.
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wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)
Things will go very smoothly by hump day.
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