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The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.
Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
What porn is called in Latin, according to Google Translate.
Man, that was some good Christmas Cruises.
The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period
Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?
Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.
The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
the day before Christmas Eve, 23 December.
"There were already presents under the tree on Christmas eveve."