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In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
The minute men should have the right to go into Mexico,spray paint grafitti everywhere,throw some gang signs and rob up the place and shoot up their neighborhoods.
Why not? That's what illegals are doing here.
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Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".
Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"
Nick: "It's with Top Men."
Grant: "Who?"
Nick: "TOP...MEN..."
Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"
Nick:"Yeah..."
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A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.
Chris: Did you catch the fight last night?
Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.
Chris: Wow.
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The answer to the question, "What do women want?".
That is because they are gold diggers.
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A stupid joke i made to my friend to trick him into saying semen
Friend: semen
Me: HAH make you say semen
See men is some gay shit
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