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Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.
Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
You thought I was gonna put some corny shit huh
"Russell is the ceo of BMDC"
"Russell is the funniest guy on my snap"
Yep, see? There he is. But spending his money on drugs was not a barrier to his success was it? The studios should have had him work for free because if you're going to spend your money on impulsive pleasure people shouldn't be giving it to you.
Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."
9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
Eve son! He’s a great dude! Has regrets but his human! He is wonderful man! If you sleep on him you got him! He’s going to be great! Just tell him to be patient! All around beautiful! The classic gentleman! Be blessed 🥲
Russell the twinkling in your eyes!
Russell tell them toes what’s up and you coming for me! Just take your time boss/king!
Russell is different he has been thru a lot and doesn't care if you know he is weird but sexy funny and all around perfect he doesn't need you to coddle him he has own back and yours too of you'll let him