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Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.
safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.
Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/
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An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"
The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.
When a west-indian man approatches a female, (preferably a wealthy american wearing no knickers), and whisps a condom covered, pealed bananna up in to her vagina. Then whilst she opens her mouth to scream, whip her accross the chops with a large african style boot, (preferably DM's), by the laces. Once she is down an out, leave your boots by her side with the bananna pokeing out one of the boots.
Shaka Ree: "ehy mun, what gone happen to ya boots?"
Dakka Rae: "aw man, i had to go give dat bitch the West-Indian Safe Boot, i gev up ma shoes brudda!"
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The Safe Cig is the largest electronic cigarette company in the United States and was also the first company to introduce electronic cigarettes to the American market close to 4 years ago. They are the only company in America to privately fund all research & engineering for all of their products. The Safe Cig is a family owned and operated company located in the beautiful hills of Hollywood California. They pride them selves on offering a world class product to their valued customers each & every time an order is placed. Their customer service goal is very simple: if there is a problem - we get it fixed.
The Safe Cig Electronic Cigarette
As of August 2010 The Safe Cig has partnered with a major television Studio in West Hollywood California and will start airing 30 second commercials on 11 major TV networks or about 193 Million Television sets in the first week of September. The company plans to go public by 2012 and has promised that they will only offer stocks to their existing customers and then the general public.
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Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite
Fab not me y’all stay safe though
Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite
Fab not me y’all stay safe though
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A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered
Jon hagy you think your safe in England
Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
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