sandy cisneros is a name give to all the amazing girls in this world. sandy cisneros is always content, loves to love, and can fight for herself. sandy is a perfect girl who cares about everyone and is strong. cisneros is from spain and therefore makes sandy cisneros: a spaniard, perfect, strong, girl capable of standing up for herself and for others.
jake: wow that girl is so perfect.
sam: i kno!
(miranda walks to jake and sam)
miranda: well i just talkd to her, her name is sandy cisneros.
jake and sam: well that explains it!
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Newman has one, he played at the beach in his diaper all day
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A dirty vagina, specifically a vagina at the beach.
Woah, you hooked up with Vicki? Dude, I hear she's got a sandy ridge.
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The common reason for Mrs. Wicklund to be in a shitty mood
yo, mrs wicklund, do you have a sandy vagina or something?
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A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.
I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.
The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.
Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!
What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!