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sandy cisneros

sandy cisneros is a name give to all the amazing girls in this world. sandy cisneros is always content, loves to love, and can fight for herself. sandy is a perfect girl who cares about everyone and is strong. cisneros is from spain and therefore makes sandy cisneros: a spaniard, perfect, strong, girl capable of standing up for herself and for others.

jake: wow that girl is so perfect.

sam: i kno!

(miranda walks to jake and sam)

miranda: well i just talkd to her, her name is sandy cisneros.

jake and sam: well that explains it!

by psycho sandy August 20, 2009


Sandy Vagina

Newman has one, he played at the beach in his diaper all day

newman: wah, my crotch itches

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004


Sandy Ridge

A dirty vagina, specifically a vagina at the beach.

Woah, you hooked up with Vicki? Dude, I hear she's got a sandy ridge.

by bluntsmokah July 13, 2010


Sandy Vagina

The common reason for Mrs. Wicklund to be in a shitty mood

yo, mrs wicklund, do you have a sandy vagina or something?

by kdub September 22, 2003


Creamy Sandy Swirly

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.

Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!

by Deep Hot Tongue March 26, 2014


Sandy Sailor(TM)

A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.

I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.

by callmemommy707 August 25, 2017


sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper March 28, 2018