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Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 12, 2011


Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.

One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020


satan water

Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up

My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it

by Analfister19 May 18, 2019


satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 8, 2014


Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013


satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018


Stinky Satan

When your fart has such a deep pitch and is so loud that it sounds like a demon escaped your asshole

Guy One: BRUUUUUUUGHRFF
Guy Two: Wtf was that?!
Guy One: Sorry man, I think I just let out a stinky satan

by MeatGrease June 12, 2021