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Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
Something the first winner of Ru Paul's Drag Race said in a song challenge for her all stars appearance.
Me: Hey
BeBe Zahara Benet: ra ta ta tee tee tah tah
Me: Oh, okay, I take it your happy
BeBe Zahara Benet: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sea turtle that swims and eats fish all day
The last remaining Josha lotta tees has not been spotted for some time
ONE WHO IS A FREAK! ONE WHO DOES NASTY THINGS TO ANYONE AND ANYTHING! ONE WHO HAS A BUNCH OF HOES AND PEOPLE THEY DONE RAN THROUGH
When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.
When a white guy drives his dick deep into the sphincter of a black woman
Paul played white tee driver into black Hershey Highway