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CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024


cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017


Cactus

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone

Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice

by Tevez1 October 6, 2015


Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023


cactus

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.

Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses

by Twilight_Eclipse February 21, 2016


Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020


Cactus

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.

Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.

by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018