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In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.
- Bro, can you stop counter-jumping? You are really annoying me.
+ Yeah sorry, force of habit.
(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.
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A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby
Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool
The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
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A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.
“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”