Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

Nipple pain

Pain in and around the nipple and areola, may be caused by punching the nipples, purple nurples, or playing with nipples. Very common.

Andy received a purple purple and he had nipple pain shortly after.

Pumpkin pain

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.

Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!

s-pain

silent pain, where I am.

where you are?
I'm in the best s-pain.

PAIN ELEMENTAL

1. An enemy from the classic doom games

2. When you're in so much pain, mentally or physically, to the point you are the very definition of it.

1. "I hate Pain Elementals, they're so annoying."

2. "I am in massive amounts of debt, and I have just broken my leg in a freak cat asylum accident. My very being is screaming out for god to end my suffering. I just wish I have a heart attack and die so I don't have to pay the bill."

Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'

Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.