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Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.

I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.

by arandomsomeone February 25, 2019


Mile High Hurricane

When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.

Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.

by Zman15 September 28, 2019


Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022


Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023


Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 15, 2022


Hurricane Dog

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.

“Oh no, Luna’s getting excited! Hurricane Dog incoming!”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024


hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew

Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.

by Happy man man November 23, 2024