magazine rack

When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.

I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.

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racking up

To sleep while others are working.

Easy mode: racking up through a floor page.
Medium mode: racking up through Level II trauma.
Hard mode: racking up through Level I trauma.
Ultra mode: racking up through a massive casualty situation with pagers strapped to your forehead.

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Shit Rack

When something is unbearable, disgusting, just looks like shit on a stick.

Looks like a rack of shit.

yeah

Man 1-"Did you see Heuvos's hair?"

Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"

Heuvos- "Corn."

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Choad rack

When a skater jumps off a ledge, lets the board rotate vertically between his legs and Lands.

Fucking Punkwood Pusher Tony Hawk needs to Choad Rack himself.

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Stomper Rack

Is when you find a women with a huge ass.

She got a stomper rack.

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pimp rack

a horizontal storage space for a pimp at rest, aka the bed.

As soon as my head hit the pillow in the pimp rack, i was out.

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Rack mount

Where a male puts his dick between a woman's breasts.

Frank: "Bro, look at that girl's tits!"
Bryan: "Who, Kayla? I rack mounted her last weekend. Damn good."

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