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To take one and beat the fuck outta him no bullshit straight smashing
I went to cub to find peewee that time just to smash him for her
When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it
Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.
Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think
Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.
Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?