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ALL CAPS

Obviously, ALL CAPS is the act of typing in all capital letters. The following definitions and examples are to tell you what the all-caps typer's intent is:

1) When used sparingly, typing in all caps emphasizes those words the writer considers critical.

2) When writing rhyme, all caps indicates the syllable/word/beat to be read as accentuated.

3) When used like singles in a strip club, all caps indicates the writer thinks nearly everything spewing from his mouth is of utmost importance. This is the same kind of douchebag who highlights 85% of a textbook. Usually, the writing was forwarded to him from some dogmatic groupthink processing center he subscribes to, but to feel like he contributed, he'll all-caps a fartload of words. Often seen with excessive exclamation points.

4a) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, that person's caps lock is stuck. They need a new keyboard.

4b) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, it was written by a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, or data-entry person who has worked on COBOL or FORTRAN programs since 1979. They're lost to us on the whole caps-lock issue... just snap their suspenders or flick paperclips into their beehives and move on.

1) Before feeding lions sausages, DO NOT rub your genitals with beef tallow!

2) There ONCE was a MAN from NanTUCKet

3) The JEWS and BLACKS are in CAHOUTS with THE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT and they INTEND to TAKE OVER NASCAR!!!!!

4a) DAMMIT! TWENTY BUCKS DOWN THE FLUSHER FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!

4b) WHEN PRESIDENT FORD SENT ME HIS NOTE ON ARPANET, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH A GREAT MAN?

by The Evil Steve July 29, 2005

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Caps lock

1) An annoying button you press accidentally when you least expect it and bombards you WITH SENTENCES LIKE THIS.

2) A skill in which all players of text-based MMORPG's do not seem to be able to turn off until level 3

1) Very Important Business Man: Your not going to mock how loud I talk are you?
You: * accidentally presses caps lock key* NO, NOT AT ALL

2) TextBasedNoob777: HELP!1?!? HOW PLAYS THIS GAME!11!!

by Sp133n! April 9, 2009

74๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard Cap

The hard cap would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing. The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.

What level is the hard cap in Skyrim?

by bostoncasey December 17, 2014

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doing caps

A very smart invention to decrease the population and stds

"I have a bunch of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."

by jmmstrjsh October 23, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shower cap

The act of stretching your scrotum over the head of a:
1. Passed out person
2. Anyone willing

I gave Em a shower cap while she was passed out on the floor.

by Marvin the man April 18, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


caps lock

An aggressive, or excited attitude characterized by its loudness. The term originates from electronic communication. Sentences and words spelled with the Caps Lock button turned on --in other words, all upper-case-- is the modern written equivalent of shouting at someone. It usually signifies anger, or sometimes intense excitement.

Kelly looked at Lisa incredulously. For a moment she was speechless. "WHAT THE HELL?! HOW COME YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO JAKE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?!" Lisa, startled by Kelly's shouting, replied, "Why you gotta get all caps lock on me?!"

by Hipster Dufus February 22, 2008

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trucker cap

An overpriced baseball cap. See Von Dutch clothing/apparell.

California has a lot of places that sell Von Dutch.

by Ryan Thompson July 15, 2004

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