bone storm

A party where every girl is super hot. Every guy there has boners to spare.

I was at a bone storm last night. I didn't think I'd make it home without blowing my wad.

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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.

Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

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Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.

Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.

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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.

These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!

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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place

The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard

Wisconsin dust storm

the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you

Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.

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dorm storm

A time usually around the month of August when thousands of new freshman flood University campuses and try and set up their personal computers. However, due to fact that most of the freshman have become accustomed to their parents doing everything for them that they never obtained the skills needed to trouble shoot simple internet connectivity problems. The freshman then freak out because they can't get on facebook and end up calling the Local IT department for help, flooding the center with phone calls.

Jill: "The whole network is down in one of the dorms on campus"
Jack: "That's because Dorm Storm is going on right now, try looking for any mis-configured computers that the flood might have set up"
Jill: "Oh, DAMN FRESHMAN!"

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