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Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.
Mike: Down for owling Joe’s house tonight?
James: Ohhhh fuck yeah.
The act of turning your head to look at your partner during doggy style.
"Dude I was pounding Jessica last night and she started owling me"
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
Ruby: I really want to see an Owl City and Regina Spektor collab!
Buttercup: OMG same.
A discreet way of letting the boys know that it is going to be a gay orgy fuckfest. It is used to camouflage to the boys' wives/girlfriends that it is just "super bowl" misspelled. But really is for the homies to get their asses ready for the craziest anal party of the year.
Boyfriend: babe I'm going to the super bowl party with the boys.
Girlfriend: let me see your phone, I don't trust you.
*hands over phone*
Girlfriend: you misspelled super bowl. *rolls eyes* alright go have fun or whatever.
Boyfriend texting the boys: guys in for this year's superb owl ;)
It seems you don't know how to spell.
When you misspell "super bowl".
text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?
me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?