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A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.
"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"
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is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.
My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.
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wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.
After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.
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wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.
1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"
"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"
2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex
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cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head
you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?
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A Sexual Act! Best performed by a male with above average upper body strengh or with a really small woman. First she has to very flexible and put both of her legs behind her head. Then she lays on her back and you pick her up by her wrists. She is wide open and ready for you to start swinging her on your shaft. The harder you slam that pussy the more OOoohh-Oooohh-Oooohh sounds you get.
A manuever usually performed by wild Gemini men! Example: We had wild "monkey wish bone" love last night.
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That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.
Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.
"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."
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