1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”
Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.
The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.
*Drags wife out of shop*
To see another person.
To be introduced.
Im gonna miss out on a chance to meat another asian
Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.
Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat
Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house
Guy: classic meat
(noun): Slang word used by child molesters/pedophiles to refer to pre-pubescent children. Invented by Ainsley Harriott during a "cooking" session.
Give your meat a good ol' rub...
Meat is a food which contains ham, turkey, beef, and more
Hello are you gonna have meat today