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Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass

Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by 420Bananas December 2, 2020


meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 25, 2015


Meat

To see another person.

To be introduced.

Im gonna miss out on a chance to meat another asian

by NotYoussup August 22, 2021


Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022


meat

(noun): Slang word used by child molesters/pedophiles to refer to pre-pubescent children. Invented by Ainsley Harriott during a "cooking" session.

Give your meat a good ol' rub...

by Manuele Pepe November 13, 2017


Meat

Meat is a food which contains ham, turkey, beef, and more

Hello are you gonna have meat today

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019


Meat

Something that needs to be beat

"I like big Meats"

by StarSoupMan December 11, 2023