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Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


double o mitchell

Term used by the union to describe climbing on top of mitchell school

The Union got bored, so they went double o mitchell

by little cactus November 10, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


double clutch slip shuck

During sex, the vagina gets so wet and sloppy your pecker slips out and deflects. But without missing a stroke, it enters her asshole. Often resulting in a very high pitch squeal that only animals can hear.

My girlfriend and I were having some pretty good sex the other night. I mean, she was so wet and I was going so fast, she got the double clutch slip shuck. She wasn't able to sit down all weekend.

by Spanky McSpankerton April 18, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Dare physical challenge

A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.

Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Headed Trouser Snake

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

by huge caaak March 20, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 12, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker

1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"

by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž