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A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
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Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
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when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.
The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time
symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.
The overlord of us all
Praise the Lord of us all Boh-Boh the monkey